Doug
The Side Hicks
One third of the most talked-about triangle in Montmorency County. Believes Jeffery likes him best.
Strictly platonic 路 Deeply committed
Every great band has a love story. Ours has a triangle, and one corner of it is a horse.
Doug and Aaron have been through it all: long drives, blown fuses, and more rounds of "Wagon Wheel" than any two men should survive. Somewhere along the way they met Jeffery, a horse of few words and tremendous presence. You can see his official portrait on the side of a barn, right where he likes it.
Now the three of them are inseparable. Doug thinks Jeffery likes him best. Aaron knows Jeffery likes him best. Jeffery mostly likes apples.
We want to be very clear: it's platonic. Deeply, powerfully, sing-it-to-the-back-row platonic. A bond forged in harmony, hay, and mutual respect.
Jeffery has one request, and it is that we never, ever play "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)." It's still on the list. You can request it. Jeffery will know.
Jeffery
One vote per phone. Jeffery abstains.
The Side Hicks
One third of the most talked-about triangle in Montmorency County. Believes Jeffery likes him best.
The Side Hicks
The other third. Knows Jeffery likes him best. Will not be taking questions.
Honorary member 路 horse
Strong, silent, deeply platonic. Mostly into apples. Has asked, repeatedly, that nobody request "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)."
Jeffery's official position on Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) is no. You can request it anyway.
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