Strictly platonic 路 Deeply committed

The Ballad of Doug, Aaron & Jeffery

Jeffery the horse, painted in black on a white barn wall
Jeffery. Official portrait, as rendered on the side of a barn.

Every great band has a love story. Ours has a triangle, and one corner of it is a horse.

Doug and Aaron have been through it all: long drives, blown fuses, and more rounds of "Wagon Wheel" than any two men should survive. Somewhere along the way they met Jeffery, a horse of few words and tremendous presence. You can see his official portrait on the side of a barn, right where he likes it.

Now the three of them are inseparable. Doug thinks Jeffery likes him best. Aaron knows Jeffery likes him best. Jeffery mostly likes apples.

We want to be very clear: it's platonic. Deeply, powerfully, sing-it-to-the-back-row platonic. A bond forged in harmony, hay, and mutual respect.

Jeffery has one request, and it is that we never, ever play "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)." It's still on the list. You can request it. Jeffery will know.

The triangle

Doug
Aaron
Jeffery Jeffery

Settle it once and for all: who does Jeffery like best?

One vote per phone. Jeffery abstains.

Doug

The Side Hicks

One third of the most talked-about triangle in Montmorency County. Believes Jeffery likes him best.

Aaron

The Side Hicks

The other third. Knows Jeffery likes him best. Will not be taking questions.

Jeffery

Jeffery

Honorary member 路 horse

Strong, silent, deeply platonic. Mostly into apples. Has asked, repeatedly, that nobody request "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)."

Jeffery's official position on Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) is no. You can request it anyway.

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